
On a recent Bills Simmons podcast, Simmons and Ryen Russillo go into detail about issues they feel must be resolved by the league ASAP to avoid entering full-on crisis mode. We’re here to keep a record of these proposed changes in an overly formal, phoney letter which could, but won’t, go straight to the Commissioner on their behalf:

*Disclaimer: this letter was drafted by me from content in the 2/22 podcast, and that is not actually Bill Simmons’ signature